Getting Down and Dumb at Burt's Tavern
"Too much public education only gets working people riled up and full of backsass."
-- Virginia Senator Harry Flood Byrd
By Joe Bageant
My home town is one of those slowly rotting East Coast burgs that makes
passers-through think to themselves: "What the hell is this? Mayberry
USA on crack?" The town's 250-year old core is a blighted clot of
ramshackle houses carved into apartments and cheesy businesses. Its
outer rim of slurb is the typical ugly gash of commercial hell, an
assortment of mindlessly jammed-together tire dealers, grim asphalt,
slurp and burps, and car dealerships of the type that make the U.S. one
of the ugliest nations on earth. A sign in the median strip of this
gash proclaims Winchester an official U.S. "All-American Town."
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Military conscription is alive and well in the dominion of the whip
"Good for you, Lynndie England, you chinless, inbred, runty,
androgynous backwoods mutt! When you mimed a crotch-shot at that hooded
detainee, you reminded us all of what Imperial service should be like:
one long S&M tour of the tropics, where every man, woman and child
of the conquered peoples exists solely as an object for your pleasure."
-- John Dolan, columnist for the website, Exile
By Joe Bageant
When I saw the above arrogant, piece of witty horseshit, I wanted to go
strangle John Dolan myself. Then I came back to the realization that
all writing is masturbation, mine included, and that some of us do it
with our eyes closed -- as John Dolan does. If he had even one eye open
he would have seen the pathos and national hypocrisy represented by
"the girl with the leash."
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